From Troilus and Cressida:
Here is such patchery, such juggling and such knavery! all the argument is a cuckold and a whore; a good quarrel to draw emulous factions and bleed to death upon.
Shift around the letters, and it becomes:
Shame on dodo Congress, dealing us such a dud: a preventable sequester. Huh!
Don’t laugh a guttural laugh and hijack the economy for awkward political currency.