{"id":1038,"date":"2008-12-07T06:00:35","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T11:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2016-01-11T06:35:45","modified_gmt":"2016-01-11T11:35:45","slug":"shakespeare-lipogram-hamlet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/1038","title":{"rendered":"Shakespeare Lipogram: Hamlet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the fourth in a five-part series of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/907\">Shakespeare Lipograms<\/a>.  For my fourth lipogram, I have chosen to summarize a Tragedy, <em>Hamlet<\/em>, using &#8220;O&#8221; as the only vowel.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h3>Forlorn Son<\/h3>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Two on post show Old Crown Lord\u2019s Ghost to Bosom Cohort, who looks on spook from top to bottom.  Bosom Cohort knows to show Ghost to Forlorn Son.   Forlorn Son dons low moods, won\u2019t show known Crown Lord props.  Forlorn Son broods:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cO God! O God!  How worlds rot!  How\u2019s Pop forgot so soon?  Not two months lost, no, not so, not two.   So good to comfort Mom.  Now \u2013 oh no! \u2013 to go from joy to sorrow.  Crown Lord mocks protocol to hook control of stronghold so pronto to follow Pop\u2019s drop-off.  Took Mom for consort too soon, too soon.  O, Mom shows so hollow!  So not cool.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cross Hotblood  told Moon Tot not to grow too fond of Forlorn Son, for Moon Tot\u2019s born too lowbrow to show Forlorn Son how to don crowns.  Top Lord told Cross Hotblood world-won words: \u201cSon, do not borrow &#8211; not from, nor to \u2013 for to do so oft shows not gold nor cohort to follow.\u201d  Top Lord told Moon Tot not to grow too fond of Forlorn Son too, for boys\u2019 vows oft show too hollow.  Moon Tot conforms.  <\/p>\n<p>Bosom Cohort shows Ghost to Forlorn Son.  Ghost told Forlorn Son to follow.  Ghost shows Forlorn Son books of sorrow, from Ghost\u2019s own bro, Crown Lord.  \u201cSon, for honor, go knock on Crown Lord\u2019s door, who took to rob Pop of crown, of growth, of consort \u2013 lost!  Do not scold Consort Mom. Now go!\u201d  Forlorn Son opts to go from low moods to mock fool.  <\/p>\n<p>Crown Lord now longs to know roots of Forlorn Son\u2019s odd moods. Top Lord shows Crown Lord how Forlorn Son\u2019s soft spot for Moon Tot grows odd moods.  Consort Mom looks to how Forlorn Son sobs for Pop for roots of Forlorn Son\u2019s odd moods.  Forlorn Son shows two old school cohorts (who snoop for Crown Lord) how loss of Pop\u2019s crown grows odd moods.  Crown Lord knows not of Ghost\u2019s words.  Top Lord shows Show Troop to Forlorn Son.  Show Troop shows off for Forlorn Son.   Forlorn Son shows Show Troop how to form shows to work on crooks.   <\/p>\n<p>Crown Lord snoops on Forlorn Son.  Top Lord snoops too.  Forlorn Son broods solo: \u201cTo go on, or not to go on?  Moot.  To drop off?  To nod down to stop lots of wrongs?  Or to go to post-worlds of doom?  No!  Horror works on lots of cold-foot poltroons.  So, do go on.  Do go on.  Soft!  How now, Moon Tot?\u201d  Moon Tot confronts Forlorn Son.  Forlorn Son scorns Moon Tot to go to God\u2019s fold.<\/p>\n<p>Crown Lord cottons to go to Show Troop\u2019s show \u201cKnock Off.\u201d  Crown Lord holds no joy to look on Show Troop\u2019s show.  Crown Lord opts to go, so Forlorn Son now knows.  For Crown Lord to go off shows proof of Ghost Pop\u2019s word.  Top Lord told Forlorn Son to go to Consort Mom\u2019s room.  Forlorn Son looks on Crown Lord\u2019s stoop to roods.  Forlorn Son won\u2019t knock off Crown Lord to go to God.  Forlorn Son holds on.   Forlorn Son shocks Consort Mom.  Top Lord snoops.   Forlorn Son swords\u2026 Crown Lord?  No, Top Lord.  Oops.  Forlorn Son scolds Consort Mom, so Ghost Pop shows to stop Forlorn Son short.  <\/p>\n<p>Crown Lord books Forlorn Son\u2019s two old school cohorts to convoy Forlorn Son to London.  Forlorn Son looks on Oslo Lord\u2019s troops.  Oslo Lord\u2019s honor grows on Forlorn Son.  Cross Hotblood shows to look for Crown Lord\u2019s blood.  Lots of townsfolk show for Cross Hotblood.  Crown Lord knows to look to Forlorn Son for Cross Hotblood\u2019s honor.  Cross Hotblood looks on Moon Tot, who shows odd moods.  Cross Hotblood vows to knock off Forlorn Son.  Moon Tot drowns.  <\/p>\n<p>Forlorn Son bolts both old school cohorts.  Morons.  Forlorn Son shows tomb-lot to Bosom Cohort.  Two Tomb-lot Clowns fool to Forlorn Son.  Both show Old Fool\u2019s crown to Forlorn Son, who broods: \u201cForsooth, poor Old Fool.  Known to stronghold folks, Bosom Cohort.  How oft Old Fool told stronghold folks how to roll.  How doom follows Old Fool now.  Go to Mom\u2019s room, Old Fool, show how fools rot.  Mom won\u2019t howl.   Bosom Cohort, follow.  Lords or lowbrows both go to worms&#8217; food, or for chocks to stop hooch pots.  Soft!  Crown Lord shows!\u201d  Forlorn Son looks on Crown Lord, who comforts Consort Mom.  Cross Hotblood sobs to go down to Moon Tot\u2019s tomb.  Forlorn Son hops down to confront Cross Hotblood.  Both opt for swords.<\/p>\n<p>Cross Hotblood blots hot sword.  Crown Lord blots strong port.  Both form doom for Forlorn Son.  Forlorn Son shows.  Forlorn Son bows to Cross Hotblood for Top Lord boo-boo.   Both hold swords for sport row.   Both go.  Crown Lord holds port to honor Forlorn Son.  Forlorn Son longs not for port.  Consort Mom downs strong port.  Oops.<\/p>\n<p>Forlorn Son shows strong to notch two blows on Cross Hotblood.  Cross Hotblood swords Forlorn Son.  Ow!  Forlorn Son swords Cross Hotblood, who drops hot sword.  Forlorn Son now holds Cross Hotblood\u2019s hot sword.  Cross Hotblood now holds Forlorn Son\u2019s cold sword.  Forlorn Son swords Cross Hotblood, who knows both now look on doom. Consort Mom drops from strong port.  Cross Hotblood told Forlorn Son of hot sword, of strong port, of Crown Lord\u2019s non-honor.  Forlorn Son swords Crown Lord, floods Crown Lord\u2019s gob of strong port.  &#8220;Follow Mom!&#8221;  Crown Lord drops off.  <\/p>\n<p>Forlorn Son looks to Cross Hotblood.  Both smooth off storms of loss for honor.  Cross Hotblood drops off.   Forlorn Son stoops down.  Forlorn Son sponsors Oslo Lord to hold crown now.  Forlorn Son drops off.  Bosom Cohort croons: \u201cGood morrow, good crown lord\u2019s son.  Go to God on good songs.\u201d  London Lord shows to post word of Forlorn Son\u2019s two old school cohorts lost.  Oslo Lord shows, now top dog.  Both sob for loss.  Oslo Lord drops word for troops to go shoot.<\/p>\n<p><center>Next Lipogram: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/1087\">Measure for Measure<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the fourth in a five-part series of Shakespeare Lipograms. For my fourth lipogram, I have chosen to summarize a Tragedy, Hamlet, using &#8220;O&#8221; as the only vowel. Enjoy! Forlorn Son Two on post show Old Crown Lord\u2019s Ghost to Bosom Cohort, who looks on spook from top to bottom. 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