{"id":1087,"date":"2008-12-14T11:25:29","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T16:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/?p=1087"},"modified":"2011-04-20T17:44:50","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T22:44:50","slug":"shakespeare-lipogram-measure-for-measure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/1087","title":{"rendered":"Shakespeare Lipogram: Measure for Measure"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the fifth in a five-part series of Shakespeare Lipograms<\/a>. For my final lipogram, I have chosen to summarize a Dark Comedy (or Problem play), Measure for Measure<\/em>, using “U” as the only vowel.<\/p>\n

Enjoy!<\/p>\n

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Just, but Unjust<\/h3>\n

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Full Dutch must run, but puts up Curt Sub. Curt Sub (plus Humdrum Guru) must run Full Dutch\u2019s turf. Curt Sub shuns lust, thus Curst Slut must shut up smut hut. Lustful Stud plucks un-nupt Cub Mum. Curt Sub busts Lustful Stud plus Cub Mum, but must snuff just Lustful Stud. Such junk luck! Numbskull Cutup hunts trump club: Trustful Nun. Full Dutch trusts Curt Sub, but must cull turf hubbub. Thus, Full Dutch turns Untruthful Church Guy, lurks hushful. <\/p>\n

Punchdrunk Fuzz busts Pub Bum plus Dumbstruck Chum, but Humdrum Guru chucks such dumb busts. Numbskull Cutup drums up Trustful Nun. Trustful Nun must churn up Curt Sub\u2019s ruth, but just churns up Curt Sub\u2019s lust! Curt Sub puts crux thus: Trustful Nun succumbs, Lustful Stud\u2019s sprung; Trustful Nun puts up fuss, Lustful Stud\u2019s hurt. Such scum! Trustful Nun burns up, must burst truthful lungs, but Curt Sub shuts such bluffs up. Turf bunch trusts Curt Sub such, Trustful Nun\u2019s slurs must rust. Nuts!<\/p>\n

Untruthful Church Guy (Full Dutch) lulls jug-thrust Lustful Stud. Trustful Nun unfurls Curt Sub\u2019s crux. Lustful Stud puts up spurn, but blurts much flux, succumbs, puts thumbs up. Trustful Nun burns up. Untruthful Church Guy lulls Trustful Nun, curbs Lustful Stud\u2019s pluck. Punchdrunk Fuzz busts Pub Bum. Numbskull Cutup busts up jug-thrust Pub Bum. Numbskull Cutup murmurs untruthful Full Dutch slurs, stuns Untruthful Church Guy. But Humdrum Guru tuts Curt Sub, must gush Full Dutch\u2019s surplus.<\/p>\n

Untruthful Church Guy drums up Curt Sub\u2019s Ur-Crush. Ur-Crush turns Untruthful Trustful Nun, humps Curt Sub. Dusk plus untruthful duds tuck up bluff. Curt Sub buys hump bluff, but burns Trustful Nun, puts up bull: Jug Grunt must snuff Lustful Stud, Curt Sub must clutch Lustful Stud\u2019s skull. Ugh!<\/p>\n

Gruff Thug duns Pub Bum cut Lustful Stud\u2019s scruff plus Drunk Grump\u2019s. Untruthful Church Guy turns Jug Grunt; Lustful Stud puffs. Drunk Grump puts up much fuss. Flu-Struck Mug punts. Such luck! Thus, Jug Grunt blurs truth, puts up Lustful Stud snuff, but trucks Curt Sub untruthful skull (Flu-Struck Mug\u2019s). Numbskull Cutup bugs Untruthful Church Guy. Curt Sub buys skull bluff.<\/p>\n

Full Dutch turns up. Trustful Nun sums up Curt Sub tumult. Full Dutch murmurs Curt Sub\u2019s just, thus Trustful Nun must trump up slurs, busts Trustful Nun. Truthful Church Guy plus Ur-Crush pump up Trustful Nun\u2019s crux, but Full Dutch trusts Curt Sub. Full Dutch must run. Untruthful Church Guy turns up. Numbskull Cutup slurs Untruthful Church Guy. Humdrum Guru busts Untruthful Church Guy. Numbskull Cutup tugs Untruthful Church Guy\u2019s duds, thus unfurls\u2026 Full Dutch! Curt Sub must blush. Numbskull Cutup must skulk. <\/p>\n

Full Dutch busts Curt Sub. Curt Sub must nup Ur-Crush. Curt Sub nups Ur-Crush, but Full Dutch must snuff Curt Sub: \u201cPull Lustful Stud\u2019s plug, pull Curt Sub\u2019s plug. Snuff plus snuff. Rust crusts up rust, plus trust burns such trust. Lust churns up lust, but just turns much unjust. Thus, trust us, truth must snuff Curt Sub. Rush!\u201d Ur-Crush sulks, duns Trustful Nun murmur ruth. Trustful Nun succumbs, murmurs much ruth. <\/p>\n

Trustful Nun stuns Full Dutch, but Full Dutch must snuff Curt Sub. Full Dutch hurls Jug Grunt bum\u2019s rush. Jug Grunt must blush, but drums up Drunk Grump, plus\u2026 Lustful Stud! Trustful Nun jumps. Curt Sub puffs. Ur-Crush bursts. Full Dutch bumps Humdrum Guru plus Jug Grunt up turf rungs. Lustful Stud must nup Cub Mum. Drunk Grump\u2019s sprung. Numbskull Cutup\u2019s sunk, must suck up just lumps, must nup Smut Punk. Trustful Nun\u2019s up, up, up! <\/p>\n

But nun-lust struck Full Dutch. Full Dutch sums up crux. Um\u2026<\/p>\n

Bonus Lipogram: The Tempest<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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