It has recently come to my attention that not everyone is aware of The Rules. I am posting them here as a public service. Please familiarize yourself with them, as you will be held accountable for knowing them.<\/p>\n
1. I have very strong opinions on a wide range of political issues. These opinions are the correct opinions. If you disagree with them, you are wrong.<\/p>\n
2. I do not know why I was the one who was blessed with the correct combination of opinions, but I take my gift seriously, and am always willing to share them with those around me.<\/p>\n
3. If you are on the other side of the political spectrum, you are the opposition. You are not on that side because you have a different set of core values and beliefs about how America can be improved. You only pretend to care about America to advance your sick and twisted agenda.<\/p>\n
4. If you are on the same side as me, but closer to the center, you are the lapdog of the opposition.<\/p>\n
5. If you are on the same side as me, but farther from the center, you are a fringe lunatic.<\/p>\n
6. If you share my exact positions on all of the issues except for one, you are tragically misguided about that issue and are probably being misled by the mainstream media.<\/p>\n
7. The mainstream media is definitely the lapdog of the opposition.<\/p>\n
8. There are a great many issues where I disagree with Hitler. If you disagree with me on any of these issues, you are Hitler.<\/p>\n
9. If, however, you compare me to Hitler, you are behaving inappropriately, and have automatically lost the argument.<\/p>\n
10. Politicians are all corrupt liars. That’s why I don’t vote.<\/p>\n