{"id":374,"date":"2007-11-30T07:15:48","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T11:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/374"},"modified":"2012-09-21T19:19:24","modified_gmt":"2012-09-22T00:19:24","slug":"bring-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/374","title":{"rendered":"Bring It!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;ve gone almost eleven months without a blogger feud.  Let&#8217;s do this.<\/p>\n<p>Nonny Nu (nonnynu dot blogspot dot com), a blogger who writes mainly about her cats, decides to throw some stones.  <\/p>\n<p>First, she uses a picture of <a href=http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/319>my King Lear cake<\/a> on a Happy Birthday posting on her blog, which is totally fine with me.  But then she ends with this:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>P.S. That isn&#8217;t the birthday cake. That&#8217;s just some photo I found on the web. But, can you believe some people are so serious and hoity toity as to quote Shakespeare on a birthday cake? No doubt, they will be having wine with it. *eyes*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Serious and hoity toity?  I rather thought I was being whimsical and hoity toity.  And what&#8217;s wrong with a little wine on your birthday?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it, Crazy Cat Lady, I&#8217;m calling you out.  Don&#8217;t you know it&#8217;s not nice to taunt a fellow blogger?  Especially not one whom you have given temporary control over the image at the top of your blog?  I just replaced it with <a href=http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/Cake1.jpg target=_blank>this picture<\/a> and you should just be glad I didn&#8217;t get all goatse.cx on you.  (To my readers: If you don&#8217;t know what that is, just let it go.)<\/p>\n<p>Let this be a warning to others.  Rule number one: you do NOT mock the Shakespeare Teacher.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: She&#8217;s got it fixed now, but for about eight hours today, her site looked like <a href=http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/HeyNonny.jpg target=_blank>this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE II: I just read through her comments, and she posted <a href=http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/NewCake.jpg target=_blank>this<\/a> image of a cake that has such a delicious self-referential paradox that even W.V.O. Quine would ask for seconds. (Who&#8217;s hoity toity now?)  I think I&#8217;ll head over and offer a truce.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE III: The truce has been accepted, and what must be the shortest feud in Internet history has come to an end.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE IV: The one-day feud has now been immortalized in an <a href=http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/375>anagram<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--9feaf810945a7cbe953ddb9a8f36c1ad-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--d90246901429fcbbf0bdad12442cc4bb--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;ve gone almost eleven months without a blogger feud. Let&#8217;s do this. Nonny Nu (nonnynu dot blogspot dot com), a blogger who writes mainly about her cats, decides to throw some stones. First, she uses a picture of my King Lear cake on a Happy Birthday posting on her blog, which is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[79,56,58,2,3,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cake","category-feud","category-king-lear","category-meta","category-shakespeare","category-visual-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3502,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions\/3502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}