{"id":375,"date":"2007-12-01T11:39:17","date_gmt":"2007-12-01T15:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/375"},"modified":"2012-09-21T19:19:13","modified_gmt":"2012-09-22T00:19:13","slug":"shakespeare-anagram-titus-andronicus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/375","title":{"rendered":"Shakespeare Anagram: Titus Andronicus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday&#8217;s <a href=http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/374>Cake War<\/a> prompted me to think about what Shakespeare had to say about pastries and revenge.  I came up with the scene where Titus tells his enemies that he&#8217;s going to bake them into pies and serve them to their mother.  Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>From <em>Titus Andronicus<\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Hark! villains, I will grind your bones to dust,<br \/>\nAnd with your blood and it I&#8217;ll make a paste;<br \/>\nAnd of the paste a coffin I will rear,<br \/>\nAnd make two pasties of your shameful heads;<br \/>\nAnd bid that strumpet, your unhallow&#8217;d dam,<br \/>\nLike to the earth swallow her own increase.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Shift around the letters, and it becomes:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Initially, a Nonny Nu did hail my King Lear cake as unpalatable, until I had W flip her off on her site. A mad armada from both sides, we would post the worst insults.<\/p>\n<p>So, our feud oath lasted a day. Tomorrow, I will know better.  The cake had proved wiser than us all.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><!--86dc0450463ef519edcff888d20e707a-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--7f9c68f5b35f0c92a7d8a4e3914fe101--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Cake War prompted me to think about what Shakespeare had to say about pastries and revenge. I came up with the scene where Titus tells his enemies that he&#8217;s going to bake them into pies and serve them to their mother. Enjoy! From Titus Andronicus: Hark! villains, I will grind your bones to dust, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,79,56,58,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anagram","category-cake","category-feud","category-king-lear","category-shakespeare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3501,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions\/3501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}