{"id":4057,"date":"2013-02-22T08:14:01","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T13:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/?p=4057"},"modified":"2013-02-22T08:14:01","modified_gmt":"2013-02-22T13:14:01","slug":"shakespeare-song-parody-end-it-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/4057","title":{"rendered":"Shakespeare Song Parody: End It Well"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the 25th in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/category\/parody\">series<\/a> of pop-music parodies for Shakespeare fans.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>End It Well<\/strong><br \/>\nsung to the tune of &#8220;Gives You Hell&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(With apologies to The All-American Rejects, and everyone else as well&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m watching your work, Shakespeare,<br \/>\nWith some tension in my face:<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s one of your lesser-known plays.<br \/>\nYour heroine is risking<br \/>\nHer life on this rash chase;<br \/>\nI wonder how well that pays.<\/p>\n<p>When you plan your plot,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<br \/>\nWhen you write that play,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<\/p>\n<p>Now that part all worked out, though<br \/>\nThe men have now gone to war,<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019ve seen this plot before\u2026<br \/>\nBut still I\u2019d really like to know<br \/>\nWhat this play has at its core,<br \/>\nBefore I watch any more.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s better with a wedding.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s better than them dying.<\/p>\n<p>When you plan your plot,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<br \/>\nWhen you write that play,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<\/p>\n<p>If they sing a song,<br \/>\nAs they dance along,<br \/>\nThat would be swell.<br \/>\nEven if they don\u2019t,<br \/>\nIt should end well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you end it well!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\nBertram now thinks Helena is dead.<br \/>\nThat\u2019s often a very bad sign,<br \/>\nBut it could still finish fine.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s better with a wedding.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s better than them dying.<\/p>\n<p>When you plan your plot,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<br \/>\nWhen you write that play,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<\/p>\n<p>If they sing a song,<br \/>\nAs they dance along,<br \/>\nThat would be swell.<br \/>\nEven if they don\u2019t,<br \/>\nIt should end well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a \u201cProblem Play.\u201d<br \/>\nThis could go either way.<br \/>\nHope it won&#8217;t end like Tragedies;<br \/>\nThey cause me dismay.<br \/>\nI\u2019d try out a Romance,<br \/>\nGive a History a chance,<br \/>\nBut I much prefer those Comedies you end so well.<\/p>\n<p>When you plan your plot,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<br \/>\nWhen you write that play,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<\/p>\n<p>If they sing a song,<br \/>\nAs they dance along,<br \/>\nThat would be swell.<br \/>\nEven if they don\u2019t,<br \/>\nIt should end well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<\/p>\n<p>When you plan your plot,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<br \/>\nWhen you write that play,<br \/>\nHope you end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d end Act Five,<br \/>\nWith them still alive,<br \/>\nThat would be swell.<br \/>\nSome epilogue<br \/>\nMight end it well,<br \/>\nHope you end it well.<\/p>\n<p>When you end your play, I hope that you will end it well.<\/p>\n<p>All will be well, as long as you will end it well.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the 25th in a series of pop-music parodies for Shakespeare fans. Enjoy! End It Well sung to the tune of &#8220;Gives You Hell&#8221; (With apologies to The All-American Rejects, and everyone else as well&#8230;) I\u2019m watching your work, Shakespeare, With some tension in my face: It&#8217;s one of your lesser-known plays. Your heroine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,48,78,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-history","category-music","category-parody","category-shakespeare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4057"}],"version-history":[{"count":32,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4091,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4057\/revisions\/4091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}