{"id":4145,"date":"2013-03-07T10:00:21","date_gmt":"2013-03-07T15:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/?p=4145"},"modified":"2013-03-07T11:30:56","modified_gmt":"2013-03-07T16:30:56","slug":"thursday-morning-riddle-282","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/4145","title":{"rendered":"Thursday Morning Riddle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I&#8217;m a slam dunk in basketball; fruit in a jar;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m a misfiring gun; improvise on guitar;<br \/>\nNot allowing a signal to get very far;<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m bumper to bumper for car after car.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Who am I?<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Riddle solved by Bronx Richie. See comments for answer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a slam dunk in basketball; fruit in a jar; I&#8217;m a misfiring gun; improvise on guitar; Not allowing a signal to get very far; And I&#8217;m bumper to bumper for car after car. Who am I? UPDATE: Riddle solved by Bronx Richie. See comments for answer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-riddle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4145"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4149,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4145\/revisions\/4149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}