{"id":4207,"date":"2013-04-12T07:59:05","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T12:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/?p=4207"},"modified":"2017-08-20T15:26:17","modified_gmt":"2017-08-20T20:26:17","slug":"shakespeare-song-parody-rights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/4207","title":{"rendered":"Shakespeare Song Parody: Rights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the 31st in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/category\/parody\">series<\/a> of 40 pop-music parodies for Shakespeare fans.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Rights<\/strong><br \/>\nsung to the tune of &#8220;Lights&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(With apologies to Ellie Goulding, and those planning to read King John&#8230; SPOILERS!)<\/p>\n<p>I claimed divine rights,<br \/>\nRuling here on my own.<br \/>\nThere is a vague threat,<br \/>\nBut the king will not be overthrown.<\/p>\n<p>And I\u2019m not sleeping now;<br \/>\nThe French king has forced my hand.<br \/>\nAnd if I\u2019m staying strong,<br \/>\nI must do something drastic.<\/p>\n<p>You know the rights that boy has to the throne:<br \/>\nHe\u2019d claim them when he\u2019s grown.<br \/>\nAnd so I tell my man he must be strong,<br \/>\nInform me when he\u2019s gone.<\/p>\n<p>And he\u2019s falling, falling, falling way down,<br \/>\nFalling, falling, falling, down.<br \/>\nYou know the rights that boy has to the throne:<br \/>\nHe\u2019d claim them when he\u2019s grown.<br \/>\nOh-oh-oh\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I never thought<br \/>\nI would be king;<br \/>\nNever owned land,<br \/>\nAs I\u2019m the youngest brother.<\/p>\n<p>But that changed quickly when<br \/>\nMy father and my brothers died:<br \/>\nNow the Bastard is<br \/>\nThe only nephew who\u2019s safe.<\/p>\n<p>You know the rights that boy has to the throne:<br \/>\nHe\u2019d claim them when he\u2019s grown.<br \/>\nAnd so I tell my man he must be strong,<br \/>\nInform me when he\u2019s gone.<\/p>\n<p>And he\u2019s falling, falling, falling way down,<br \/>\nFalling, falling, falling, down.<br \/>\nYou know the rights that boy has to the throne:<br \/>\nHe\u2019d claim them when he\u2019s grown.<br \/>\nOh-oh-oh\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the 31st in a series of 40 pop-music parodies for Shakespeare fans. Enjoy! Rights sung to the tune of &#8220;Lights&#8221; (With apologies to Ellie Goulding, and those planning to read King John&#8230; SPOILERS!) I claimed divine rights, Ruling here on my own. There is a vague threat, But the king will not be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[113,4,12,48,78,3,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-histories","category-history","category-humor","category-music","category-parody","category-shakespeare","category-plantagenets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4207"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6483,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4207\/revisions\/6483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}