{"id":4255,"date":"2013-04-26T20:22:05","date_gmt":"2013-04-27T01:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/?p=4255"},"modified":"2014-03-15T15:22:18","modified_gmt":"2014-03-15T20:22:18","slug":"shakespeare-song-parody-the-crazy-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/4255","title":{"rendered":"Shakespeare Song Parody: The Crazy Song"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the 33rd in a series<\/a> of 40 pop-music parodies for Shakespeare fans.<\/p>\n

Enjoy!<\/p>\n

\nThe Crazy Song<\/strong>
\nsung to the tune of “The Lazy Song”<\/p>\n

(With apologies, once again, to Bruno Mars…)<\/p>\n

Today, I feel like I have no sanity;
\nI just may go out of my head.
\nNo sense in sifting through the facts;
\nI have no causes for my acts,
\n\u2018Cause today I swear I just have no sanity.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m gonna beg my best friend to prolong his stay.
\nIf he agrees, it proves my wife\u2019s gone astray.
\nNobody\u2019s gon\u2019 tell me it can\u2019t.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll poison his drink, make him feel deadly woozy,
\nThen I\u2019ll turn on my wife, calling her a petty floozy,
\n\u2018Cause in my castle, I\u2019m the freakin\u2019 man.<\/p>\n

Oh yes, I said it. I said it.
\nIt\u2019s good to be the king.<\/p>\n

Today, I feel like I have no sanity;
\nI just may go out of my head.
\nNo sense in sifting through the facts;
\nI have no causes for my acts,
\n\u2018Cause today I swear I just have no sanity,
\nNo sense at all.<\/p>\n

No sense at all.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\nTomorrow I\u2019ll wake up, and I\u2019ll call for my guy,
\nTo take the bastard out, and abandon her to die,
\nAnd he\u2019ll exit pursued by a bear.
\n(Omigod! It\u2019s a bear!)
\nYeah!<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll allow my “winter’s” tale to elide sixteen years,
\nAs Aristotle\u2019s unity of time disappears;
\n‘Cause when it comes to rules, I don\u2019t care.<\/p>\n

Oh yes, I said it. I said it.
\nIt\u2019s good to be the king.<\/p>\n

Today, I feel like I have no sanity;
\nI just may go out of my head.
\nNo sense in sifting through the facts;
\nI have no causes for my acts,
\n\u2018Cause today I swear I just have no sanity,
\nNo sense at all.<\/p>\n

I won\u2019t worry ’bout a judging glare,
\n\u2018Cause nobody here would dare.
\nNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
\nI won\u2019t realize the statue\u2019s my wife,
\nBut instead I\u2019ll believe it came to life.
\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.<\/p>\n

Oh, today, I feel like I have no sanity;
\nI just may go out of my head.
\nNo sense in sifting through the facts;
\nI have no causes for my acts,
\n\u2018Cause today I swear I just have no sanity.
\nNo sense at all.<\/p>\n

No sense at all.<\/p>\n

No sense at all.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the 33rd in a series of 40 pop-music parodies for Shakespeare fans. Enjoy! The Crazy Song sung to the tune of “The Lazy Song” (With apologies, once again, to Bruno Mars…) Today, I feel like I have no sanity; I just may go out of my head. No sense in sifting through the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,48,78,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-music","category-parody","category-shakespeare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4255"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5325,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255\/revisions\/5325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}