{"id":5288,"date":"2014-01-09T10:00:16","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T15:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/?p=5288"},"modified":"2014-01-09T22:53:23","modified_gmt":"2014-01-10T03:53:23","slug":"thursday-morning-riddle-318","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/5288","title":{"rendered":"Thursday Morning Riddle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I&#8217;m the total amassed when goods fly off the shelves;<br \/>\nI am simply disgusting; a full dozen twelves;<br \/>\nThe degree their misconducts embarrass themselves;<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m (25) when, in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/archives\/5261\">this puzzle<\/a>, one delves.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Who am I?<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Riddle solved by Asher. See comments for answer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m the total amassed when goods fly off the shelves; I am simply disgusting; a full dozen twelves; The degree their misconducts embarrass themselves; And I&#8217;m (25) when, in this puzzle, one delves. Who am I? UPDATE: Riddle solved by Asher. See comments for answer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-riddle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5288"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5292,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5288\/revisions\/5292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shakespeareteacher.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}