Shakespeare Anagram: Othello

August 29th, 2015

From Othello:

Farewell the neighing steed, and the shrill trump,
The spirit-stirring drum, the ear-piercing fife,
The royal banner, and all quality,
Pride, pomp and circumstance of glorious war!

Shift around the letters, and it becomes:

Marble renter Donald single-handedly ruining prim GOP presidential hope with hateful quotes, gruff actions, and racist thralls cheering him.

We truly appreciate it, Mr. Firer.

The End

Thursday Morning Riddle

August 27th, 2015

I proceed on the clock; on the farm, I assist;
I’m a round of applause; I’m attached at the wrist;
I’m a pledge asked for marriage; where gentlemen kissed;
And the cards you are dealt playing poker or whist.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Alex Yaroslavskiy. See comments for answer.

The End

Thursday Morning Riddle

August 20th, 2015

I’m a liquid dispenser for water or beer;
I’m a kind of a dance you can see and can hear;
Send a message in Morse; install listening gear;
And remove from the spine excess fluid that’s clear.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Bronx Richie. See comments for answer.

The End

Thursday Morning Riddle

August 13th, 2015

I’m a sack for your back that a camper might use;
To put clothes in your suitcase to take on a cruise;
I’m a new deck of cards; I am ice for a bruise;
I’m a cigarette box; and six linked cans of booze.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Jason. See comments for answer.

The End

Thursday Morning Riddle

July 30th, 2015

I am out of control, and disturbing the peace;
I’m an untamed location where nature has lease;
I’m the Joker in poker; a movie with Reese;
And indigenous creatures, like stallions or geese.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Alex. See comments for answer.

The End

Thursday Morning Riddle

July 23rd, 2015

I’m a place where some water might spray on your head;
I’m a party when pregnant, or soon to be wed;
Juggle balls in a circle; a meteor spread;
And the rain when the drops scatter light as they tread.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Alex. See comments for answer.

The End

Thursday Morning Riddle

July 16th, 2015

I’m a lens for your eye; I’m a resource you know;
I’m a second-hand high; I’m that 3-2-1 show;
I’m a Carl Sagan movie; Reach out, say hello;
I’m a sport that gets rough; and I access the flow.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Asher. See comments for answer.

The End

Thursday Morning Riddle

July 9th, 2015

I’m for dogs to raise paws while they’re siting uprightly;
Panhandle for money you’re living on nightly;
Ask pardon, or licence to differ, politely;
And pleading for favors which might get unsightly.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Asher. See comments for answer.

The End

Thursday Morning Riddle

July 2nd, 2015

I’m the crust of a pie before more goes inside;
I’m a pasta for sauce; where electrons can ride;
I’m a cartridge for shotguns; where peanuts reside;
And the quickest safe place for a tortoise to hide.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Alex. See comments for answer.

The End

Thursday Morning Riddle

June 25th, 2015

I can roam on the range; I’m a nickname for Bill;
I’m the city upstate where the Falls rage and spill;
To intimidate someone when fear you instill;
And those hot chicken wings you can deep-fry or grill.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Asher. See comments for answer.

The End