Shakespeare Anagram: Richard II
From King Richard II:
For God’s sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings:
Shift around the letters, and it becomes:
Plantagenet’s ass took to the dirt and thus sighed OK eulogies for snuffed lords.
UPDATE: A more family-friendly version…
Plantagenet’s tush took to the dirt and so asked eulogies for snuffed lords. (Sigh!)