Shakespeare Anagram: Titus Andronicus
Yesterday’s Cake War prompted me to think about what Shakespeare had to say about pastries and revenge. I came up with the scene where Titus tells his enemies that he’s going to bake them into pies and serve them to their mother. Enjoy!
From Titus Andronicus:
Hark! villains, I will grind your bones to dust,
And with your blood and it I’ll make a paste;
And of the paste a coffin I will rear,
And make two pasties of your shameful heads;
And bid that strumpet, your unhallow’d dam,
Like to the earth swallow her own increase.
Shift around the letters, and it becomes:
Initially, a Nonny Nu did hail my King Lear cake as unpalatable, until I had W flip her off on her site. A mad armada from both sides, we would post the worst insults.
So, our feud oath lasted a day. Tomorrow, I will know better. The cake had proved wiser than us all.
December 1st, 2007 at 12:57 pm
“The cake had proved wiser than us all.”
Well done, Bill!
December 1st, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Man from U.N.C.L.E., thanks. The Shakespeare anagram is a regular feature here.
December 1st, 2007 at 7:16 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was awesome, Bill!
Anagrammed: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was awesome, Bill!
==:o
December 1st, 2007 at 7:26 pm
P.S. I’ve been surfing your hoity toity blog, and lemme just say that the TWoNN Thanksgiving Photos Contest will pale in comparison to your stuff.
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But, your, Neel’s, and ro’s blogs have somewhat encouraged me to post more about topical matters that engage people in discussion. Mr. Nonny Nu has been asking me to do this more, but, of course, as you saw yesterday, I don’t listen to him until it’s too late. Like I said, ==:o{.
December 1st, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Thanks, Nonny Nu. I’m glad you liked the anagram.
I’ll look forward to the new content on your blog!
December 1st, 2007 at 10:32 pm
My blog is topical?
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
You know, there are actual topics. Not like mine that just talks about what I had for lunch and stuff. Oh, and don’t forget the cats.
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Let’s try that again.
Nothing wrong with an occasional cat post (like this one), provided it’s damn funny.
Bill, loving WordPress, but not loving the lack of a Preview feature.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:24 am
Neel, I deleted your first attempt.
I may not have a Preview feature, but Blogspot will no longer allow me to link my name to my non-Blogspot site in your comments. How are we supposed to build a community if we can’t find each other?
By the way, have you seen the Shakespeare lolcats?
December 3rd, 2007 at 11:34 am
Go to http://www.storypirates.com and link to Multimedia then Movies then This Movie is about Cats Flying. The extent to which it is terrifying and adorable is, to me, the definite word on web-cats. :)
December 3rd, 2007 at 11:35 am
Oh and the anagram – as usual – is GENIUS.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:48 pm
DeLisa, thanks! I’m actually quite proud of how it turned out.